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Mar 12

HAHAHAHA

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Mar 12

theuglyturtleduckling:

waIT THE MACARENA IS ABOUT A GIRL CHEATING ON HER BOYFRIEND WITH TWO OF HIS FRIENDS AND THEN ASKING A BUNCH OF OTHER GUYS TO COME SLEEP WITH HER?????!?!?!?!?!?!?

AYYYYY MACARENA

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Mar 12

I would be an awful parent. My kid would say “I don’t wanna go to school I just wanna sleep” and I’d probably get in bed with them and say “I feel you”

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Mar 12

cheekyjackharries:

"No, don't do that. They'll put it on tumblr and you don't want that. NO! STOP!"

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Mar 12

nayx:

this show must have been fun to shoot

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3 months ago Source: anightmarefantasmic

Mar 12

Me: Hey, I like your shirt.
Them: Thanks, I got it for seventy dollars at a department store.
Me: Really? Because for seventy dollars at Burlington, I got the same shirt, three lamps, cashmere underwear, a golden retriever and two puerto rican children

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3 months ago Source: y0unngfavorites

Mar 12

Literally just peed myself

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Mar 12

queenstaley:

danielsdesario:

Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum at Bondi Beach

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Mar 12

redsuspenders:

she left htis guy for a bee

a bee

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Mar 12

k-i-t-t-e-n:

lieutenant-twitch:

This individual has obviously sacrificed a virgin over a blue-flamed fire while chanting pagan rituals to obtain this ability

What trickery is this!?

What the hell was that? ^

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3 months ago Source: apipamanera